10 rules for men



1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other


Sincerely,
Tiger Woods

Very funny! But I really didn't need to know that you virus checked it - several times. :lol: :lol:

Thanks Butterfly-sent this one right to my son (who has sent me many Tiger jokes that I can't pass on LOL!!)

LOL! i virus check everything i post. but i try to remember to delete that.

thanks. done.

Aw, sheesh, I thought the virus checks at the end were hilarious!

Bflywing (my GD"s would love that tag name!)

Oh so funny sending it on as well!

Thanks for the laugh.

lh, are you freezing up there?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lucky for me (and Hans!) that I'm all those things except #4! :mrgreen:

too cute.

very very funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
cheetah woods :lol: :lol:

what kind of job could you even find there? weed puller? chicken scratcher? sheep shearer? :mrgreen:

snooooorttttt!! I told Hans about this and he said that I DO have a job - being all those other things, THAT'S my job! :mrgreen: Sexist pig! Aaahhh, but he's MY sexist pig! :lol:

you are a sexist pig!! :thumbup: good for you!

Oink! :mrgreen: