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butterflywing 11-02-2009 07:10 PM

Subject: They're finally together ...

Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident.
12 years later Judy again, remarried,.... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having produced 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied:....
"I think he means her legs, Ethel...."


Lisanne 11-02-2009 07:52 PM

Ya think?? ROFL!

littlehud 11-02-2009 08:05 PM

Tee Hee, thanks for my daily laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sandy1951 11-03-2009 12:47 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

k3n 11-03-2009 03:30 AM

Snooooorttttttt!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ninnie 11-03-2009 04:12 AM

:shock: :shock: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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