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>> Hypnotist at Senior Center

> It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300
> Seniors came to see the show.
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> Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a
> Trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
> Audience.'
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> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
> Beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each
> To keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
> Watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
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> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
> Quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch
> The
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> watch...
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> 'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
> Forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
> Pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
> Slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
> Breaking into a hundred pieces.
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> 'C**p!' said the Hypnotist.
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> It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .