Quiltingboard Forums - Joke: Important Message

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
>> their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
>>
>> My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
>> ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
>> It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
>> cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
>> mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
>> Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
>> life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
>>
>> My butt was next.. I knew it was the same gang, because they
>> took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
>> stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least
>> three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to
>> give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
>>
>> Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
>> morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
>> flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of
>> the hairbrush.. This was really getting scary - my body was
>> being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to
>> me next?
>>
>> When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with
>> a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
>> world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
>> are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
>> me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
>> look again - was it lifted from you?
>> THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
>> every night.
>> WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
>>
>> P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was
>> lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of
>> bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
>> my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
>> waistband..
>>
>> Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.... Have a
>> wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to
>> laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
>>
>> p.p.s. Those same thieves come in my closet and shrink my
>> clothes! How do they do it????
>>