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butterflywing 11-25-2009 12:29 PM

The next pandemic!

I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.

I awoke this morning with flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes.

As a result, I have unfortunately tested positive for what a cadre of experts are now calling Wine Flu.

This debilitating condition is serious - and it appears this is NOT an isolated case.

Reports are flooding in from across the country of others now being diagnosed with Wine Flu.

To anyone exhibiting the aforementioned symptoms, experts recommend a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.

However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately rent a DVD and call in sick.

Then take the only drug proven to combat this usual type type of flu - a McDonald's Happy Meal.

If that doesn't work, further application of the original liquid, in familiar quantities, has been shown to do the trick.

Wine Flu does not NEED to be life threatening!

If treated early, it can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.

NOTE

If you find you are complaining a lot, it may be that the virus has mutated into Whine Flu.

This is particularly common in men and can spread to their partners whose symptoms may include a serious case of eye-rolling.




Darlene 11-25-2009 02:57 PM

So funny

amma 11-25-2009 03:17 PM

:roll: :roll: BW :lol: :lol:

sweetsie 11-25-2009 03:46 PM

I know all about this kinda "Whine Flu" that's what it is, you get rid of
it too fast to be anything else :lol: We all should know how to avoid it.
Grown Kids: NO! Good for you, ha ha :lol:


Marilyn

fluffbug95 11-25-2009 04:04 PM

HAHAHA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You make every single one of my days brighter! :mrgreen:

butterflywing 11-25-2009 04:13 PM

[quote=sweetsie]
I've forgotten, everything I've learned. Getting
old?
Marilyn[quote]

no. getting smarter.



littlehud 11-25-2009 06:35 PM

So funny. Thanks for giving me my daily laugh.

mrspete 11-28-2009 09:32 AM

Oh you are such a clever writer. Must be professional and I thank you for sharing. So enjoyable.

butterflywing 11-28-2009 09:38 AM


Originally Posted by mrspete
Oh you are such a clever writer. Must be professional and I thank you for sharing. So enjoyable.

i wish i made a living this way. :mrgreen: no, i just pass along what gets passed to me by my nutso family.


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