A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!........ That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f***ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .....................he farted..


The End

LMBO Good One!!!

Terrible, really sad. You raised such expectations... okay, I laughed. :lol:

Just saw this! :mrgreen:

Very funny! Maybe I won't get married again... :lol:

puhleeeze! don't let that stop you! :roll: :roll:

Well I WOULD get him the blanket BUT he'd still fart soooooo....!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

That is so funny. Thanks for my laugh today.

Good one!! BW!! Thanks!