Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor..
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 68.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 100?'

He asked, 'Do you drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much...
My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a s**t?'

Oh my, so funny.

OK, DH and I are laughing!