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BeckyL 07-27-2011 05:08 PM

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and our therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."


[Don't make me come 'splain this to you! --- Read the last line again, slowly--out loud.]

auntpiggylpn 07-27-2011 05:11 PM

I think it's funny!!!!

Celeste 07-27-2011 05:25 PM

:lol:

New Quilter 07-27-2011 05:26 PM

now I am laughing...I admit it...I had to read the last line again...lol...Naomi
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Jim's Gem 07-27-2011 05:26 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

quiltgrammyt2 07-27-2011 05:27 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's too funny :D :D :D

Carron 07-27-2011 05:27 PM

now that is funny lol

NikkiLu 07-27-2011 05:33 PM

OMG - too funny! My DH is outside right now, washing the inside of his cattle trailer and my car is dirty!!!!!

Ramona Byrd 07-27-2011 05:34 PM

Darnit@@ Just reading it made me snort out some of the pepsi I'd just sucked up through a straw. Missed the keyboard, but my cat peeled off my lap so fast he dug in his claws...

Poor guy, wonder what his wife will think of his new "dance"?

redquilter 07-27-2011 05:43 PM

Hysterical!


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