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Chasing Hawk 10-06-2010 06:11 PM

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances and coaching at this stage of the plan.

"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher.
"Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room was very quiet. Finally, a guy in the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it okay if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

CarrieAnne 10-06-2010 06:22 PM

Thats too funny!!

littlehud 10-06-2010 06:54 PM

Oh so funny. Thanks for sharing.

sueisallaboutquilts 10-06-2010 07:03 PM

My child would have been fatherless lol

C.Cal Quilt Girl 10-06-2010 10:17 PM

LOL that's just wrong.... as a penalty he needs to change a diapers for the first year !!
Think anyone mentioned to him that after delivery, all greens fees go towards, diapers and college savings ??

Ditter43 10-07-2010 06:27 AM

That's why woman is spelled...Wo....man!!! :lol:

grammiepamie 10-07-2010 07:30 AM

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amma 10-07-2010 07:01 PM

LMBO Good One!


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