Saw this in a senior newspaper:

Eclipse: what a barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: a clumsy opthalmologist.

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

Paradox: two physicians.

Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.

Polarize: what penguins see with.

Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief: what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size six.

Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

clever

LOL

very cute :lol:

loved these ... had to share them on facebook :-D