Love is grand!!
Divorce is a hundred grand. ************************* I am in shape. Round is a shape.. ************************* Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. *************************** Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. ************************* Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. *************************** Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there. *************************** An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. ************************** There will always be death and taxes; However, death doesn't get worse every year. *************************** In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. *************************** I am Not overweight I am a nutritional overachiever. *************************** I plan on living forever. So far, So good. *************************** Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. *************************** A day without sunshine is like night. *************************** It's frustrating when you know all the answers, But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.. *************************** The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. *************************** Brain cells come and brain cells go, But fat cells live forever. ************************** Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone. *************************** Life not only begins at forty, It also begins to show. ************************** |
Amen!
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Lordy, Lordy, how true! :D
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I am in shape.
Round is a shape.. ============ I love that one!! |
i bow before you, oh wise woman of the south.
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Those are so true, and some make me laugh.
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How true a lot of these are :D:D:D
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