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ptquilts 08-21-2011 07:23 AM

in honor of my 2 GS's coming to visit today (counting down the minutes!!) Here are 2 jokes.

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
*******************

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."

bearisgray 08-21-2011 07:27 AM

:lol:

GwynR 08-21-2011 07:33 AM

LOL!

M.E.H. 08-21-2011 07:42 AM

Thank you. :D I needed a smile.

luvnquilt 08-21-2011 07:50 AM

I love these, thanks for the giggle.

amma 08-21-2011 08:01 AM

LMBO I love both jokes! :D:D:D

normasews 08-21-2011 08:04 AM

These are cute. :D :D :D

QuiltnNan 08-21-2011 08:52 AM

:lol: :lol:

bstock 08-21-2011 09:10 AM

Cute!


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