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NanaCsews2 08-15-2011 09:45 AM
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

If only....

Doreen 08-15-2011 09:49 AM
Cute!

annthreecats 08-15-2011 09:51 AM
:P :lol: :P 8-) :P :lol: ;) :lol: :-) :-D

QuiltnNan 08-15-2011 09:58 AM
cute! :)

luv-e 08-15-2011 11:04 AM
:thumbup: :thumbup:

sewmuchmore 08-15-2011 11:17 AM
I thought she was going to hand him candy kisses, Too cute :lol: :lol: :lol:

TonnieLoree 08-15-2011 04:11 PM
Very good! It made me laugh! I really, really needed a laugh today!

dakotamaid 08-16-2011 05:21 AM
Originally Posted by sewmuchmore
I thought she was going to hand him candy kisses, Too cute :lol: :lol: :lol:
Me too!

phatquilts2 08-16-2011 12:50 PM
Originally Posted by annthreecats
:P :lol: :P 8-) :P :lol: ;) :lol: :-) :-D
Super :!:

KarenR 08-16-2011 03:02 PM
Funny

Carron 08-16-2011 04:40 PM
Love it.

Monika 08-16-2011 04:42 PM
Pretty funny!

Annaquilts 08-16-2011 04:44 PM
Hahahahahaha Good!

blueangel 08-18-2011 07:11 PM
Cute

Honey 08-18-2011 07:14 PM
I love it :lol: :lol: :lol:


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