A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
“Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” the husband asked. “It doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just back your bags and get out.” |
She's happy. She's happy.
She also must have forgotten a small detail that is law in any state I've ever been in, mainly that anything one partner in a marriage gets, the other owns half of it. I think the only exception may be inheritance, which would be for that one only. |
OMG, that's hilarious!!!!!!!!! lolololol :D:D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Too funny! :)
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LMBO...so funny.
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lol!
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ROFLMBO !!
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