Merry Christmas but beware!
 

Public safety announcement:
Arkansas changed the laws making it illegal to keep a deer in captivity. Be on the lookout for a guy that has 9 of them. He watches little kids while they sleep. Stalking them to find out if they are law abiding. He commits millions of counts of residential burglary annually. He leaves his wife only to be seen with little men wearing spandex pants, pointed ears and pointed shoes. This man is portrayed as a "legend" or a "hero" but use caution, few have witnessed him and lived to report it. If found, do not try to apprehend him and contact your local law enforcement. He is said to be armed with many weapons

Is there a reward for his "capture"?

a lifetime of nothing but coal in your stocking.

love this , makes a person smile.the coal would be used in the furnace if we capture the great man

LOL, too funny! Love the Papillon in your avatar!

When I kissed him under the misletoe last night....HE DID NOT TELL ME HE WAS MARRIED...OR ABOUT The little men in tights....WHAT A PLAYER!!!

Very cute.

I have heard that his laundry/dry cleaning bill is astronomical.

All I have to say is .. LMAO!!!!!!!!!! love the comments

Funny! Thanks for sharing.

Love it! Thanks for the smiles!