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Sunnie 10-25-2011 04:02 PM

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into the hole he goes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

Murphy 10-25-2011 04:05 PM

ROFL. Out of the mouths of babes!! Thanks for the laughter.

QuiltnNan 10-25-2011 04:11 PM

:lol: :lol:

Mariposa 10-25-2011 04:37 PM

Cute!! :)

Lisanne 10-25-2011 04:43 PM

Warning: That will cause endless giggles - don't read while drinking hot liquid!

dixiebelle162002 10-25-2011 04:45 PM

:lol: :lol:

tellabella 10-25-2011 05:39 PM

Too funny...

sewgull 10-25-2011 05:48 PM

You never know what a child will say.

BETTY62 10-25-2011 07:05 PM

LOL. I love it.

Painiacs 10-25-2011 07:16 PM

Cute!!


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