Modified Sayings
Here are three of mine - please add yours -
Original: Practice makes perfect Mine: Practice sometimes makes better Mine: Practice convinced me I don't want to do it any more (According to many - Only God is perfect - so how can my practicing make anything perfect?) Original: Live and learn Mine: Learn and live Original: When an animal is neutered, many say "It's been fixed" Mine: My pet was modified. (I don't think the animal thought it was broken or needed repairing.) Mine: My pet was castrated/neutered/spayed/had a pan hysterectomy. (In the case of a male, deballed) |
Originally Posted by bearisgray
(Post 5651700)
Practice convinced me I don't want to do it any more
(w/ credit to you, of course) |
Oh well that is life----
Mine-- Life is full of opportunities |
Original: What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
Revised: What doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you. (From the musical "Next To Normal") |
Mine: Time flies when you are not having fun! (Particularly when you are under a deadline!
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Practice makes perfect only if you practice perfectly.
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My favorite is : Live simply that others may simply live.
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We always say we've turned the pets into a "newt".
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Beauty is only skin deep, but dumb goes all the way to the bone.
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I like the Far Side cartoon where the dog is telling his friend he is going to get "tutored."
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