I found this on another board and thought you all would enjoy it.

My Wife, the Quilter

She learned to quilt on Monday.
Her stitches very fine.
She forgot to thaw out dinner,
So she went out to dine.

She quilted miniatures on Tuesday,
She says they were a must.
They really were quite lovely,
But she forgot to dust.

On Wednesday it was a sampler.
She says the stipplin’s fun.
What highlights! Oh what shadows!
But the laundry wasn’t done.

Her charm quilt was on Thursday,
Green patches, blue and red.
I guess she really got engrossed:
She never made the bed.

It was wall hangings on Friday,
In colors she adores, but she never seemed to notice,
The crumbs on all the floors.

I found a maid on Saturday! My week is now complete.
My wife can quilt all the hours away, the house will still be neat.
Well, it’s already Sunday. I think I’m about to wilt.
I cursed, I raved, I ranted, *the maid has learned to quilt!

That's cute!! Thanks for the chuckle :)

Too cute!

That's great!!

That's great! LOL

ROFLOL..... :) !!

lol

What a great poem. What a laugh.

LOL

Funny !!

Very cute!

I agree! That is very cute.

Oh so cute! Thanks for sharing.

Poor guy..

She sounds like me, only my hubby doesn't have enough money to hire a maid. Lol.

lol!

This poem is a keeper. Cute and hats off to the poet

love it! like me, except no maid

This is very cute and I saved a copy.

Mercy, that what would happen to me..great little ditty..lol

cute loved it.

Cute...quilting is contagious :D

Poor guy... and he does not want to learn to quilt??? loll

LOL I guess that is why I don't want a partner any more!

I would beleive that my husband has been writing about me accept that he would never get me a maid. lol

PRICELESS!!!!

Cute - but true!

Funny!

LOL Love it! I'm sending it to DH.

Some days that's so true!!

Oh, if only I COULD ignore the housework, yardwork, cooking, grocery shopping, etc, etc, :roll:

:lol: Love it!

Funny!!!

That is a hoot.

Love it!!!!

Sounds like what would happen around here. lol

LOL!!

that is so cute. thanks for making my day.

I am laughing....

sounds like me when I am on a roll

Someone needs to teach that man to fish
then he won't pay so much attention to the small stuff