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Ditter43 02-03-2013 01:56 PM

A New Blonde joke
 
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of
the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then,
maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a
pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied
with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on
and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp,
determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the
shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the
blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the
slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying
belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely
managed to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her
eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....
'CRAP! THIS ONE IS
BAREFOOT, TOO!

valleyquiltermo 02-03-2013 01:58 PM

LOL I knew it was comming, the barefoot punch line what else could it have been, LOL

AuntieD 02-03-2013 02:46 PM

LOL I didn't see that coming!!

nativetexan 02-03-2013 02:56 PM

Oh, help. I'm laughing so much that I started coughing!! help. very funny.

Jan in VA 02-03-2013 05:16 PM

I tried that one time and all I got was stinky mud between my toes. :shock::(

:DJan in VA

MaryStoaks 02-03-2013 08:17 PM

Thanks Ditter!:thumbup:

Texasjunebug 02-04-2013 09:23 AM

Sometimes I really wished I were blond - they're so optimistic!

MaryMo 02-04-2013 09:34 AM

glad to see another one, Ditter! That's a good one ... but poor alligators though!

Chasing Hawk 02-04-2013 10:10 AM

lol, very funny.

coopah 02-05-2013 06:16 AM

Great blonde joke...especially for FL. :-)

Raine54RN 02-05-2013 07:23 AM

Ditter, I saw you had a posting and immediately read it LOL, spit out my coffee,!!! Thank you!

sherryl1 02-05-2013 08:38 AM

roflmao......still laughing.


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