They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on everyone who ever screwed us in the past. If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn’t looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That’ll learn him. :twisted: Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your butt thrown in jail if you really tried them. |
These are awesomely funny. Thanks.
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Ditter you sure have learned a lot about me but how dare you put it out there in the open!! LOL!!! Love you!!
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Ditter, are you SURE you aren't any kin to me?
This sure as heck sounds like something my family would carve on wood and put beside the front door. |
Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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