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Ditter43 01-12-2012 08:32 AM

The Potty.....funny!!!
 
Out of the mouths of babes. It is so unusual to get a funny, non political, non sexist, non racist, and non doomsday message that I wanted to make your day by sending it along! I know you'll enjoy it.




A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."
BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY YET." MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"









BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."

lovingmama 01-12-2012 08:46 AM

That's funny! :D Thanks for sharing!

AuntieD 01-12-2012 11:19 AM

That is so cute!

clem55 01-12-2012 11:28 AM

thanks for a laugh this morning. with a dark, cold, rainy, now turning to snow day, I needed a little lightness.

Celeste 01-12-2012 12:18 PM

Thanks for that Ditter!

aronel 01-12-2012 12:20 PM

That is Funny! Kids are great!

craftymatt2 01-14-2012 05:47 AM

Out of the mouths of babes, they are so cute

Donna094 01-14-2012 05:51 AM

Qute and funny! Thanks for the laugh!

DebbieJJ 01-14-2012 07:08 AM

Thanks Ditter! That was sooo funny..........didn't see that one coming!

MaryStoaks 01-14-2012 07:42 AM

Thanks Ditter!

lbc 01-14-2012 11:35 AM

Cute. Thanks for sharing.

red-warrior 01-14-2012 04:45 PM

Thanks! I needed a good laugh!

Ileen 01-14-2012 05:04 PM

Thanks Ditter, very funny!!!

Kelela 01-16-2012 06:15 PM

Oh Ditter...I do not know where you find your jokes, etc, but I always enjoy them and have a good chuckle after reading them. Thanks, love your sense of humor. Kelela


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