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mhollifiel 02-05-2013 04:53 AM

The Power of Jack Daniels
 
Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good
bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth,
I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in
my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey
in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released the snake into the
lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.


Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that same snake ... with
two more frogs.

Life is good in the South.

Joset 02-05-2013 05:39 AM

thanks for the laugh. good way to start the day.

Tartan 02-05-2013 06:11 AM

.:thumbup:

maryb119 02-05-2013 06:47 AM

Good one! I had to share this one.

AuntieD 02-05-2013 08:55 AM

That was too funny!! Thanks for sharing that.

Chasing Hawk 02-05-2013 09:01 AM

Thanks!!


Sent it to my husband via email. Even though he sits less than 6 feet from me.......LOL

Jingle 02-05-2013 10:34 AM

Really cute joke.

Ileen 02-05-2013 03:06 PM

That is so funny!!!! Thanks for Sharing

Scakes 02-06-2013 04:06 AM

LOL. I need to share this with the fishermen in my life.

KwiltyKahy 02-06-2013 05:23 AM

LOl, I need to send this to the fishermen in my life.


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