Problems at the grocery store...
 

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop
elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

Very funny, I sure bet you got a lot of attention.

This so funny. It scares me to think it could be me next.

hahahahahaha!

The way things are headed, that might be next. :)

wow oh love it.

a good morning laugh - thanks

As a retired cashier for the Kroger Co., I too have said this to customers... but not with the same results... :) LOL

Judy in Phx, AZ

That was too funny

Oh, that's too funny!