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Ditter43 09-24-2010 08:34 AM

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read,

"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy The council they changed the sign to

"Catatonics and High Colonics."
No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds."
Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts."
Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts?" No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
"Dr.. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.

sueisallaboutquilts 09-24-2010 08:38 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too funny!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Ditter :D

0tis 09-24-2010 08:40 AM

That is a good one. I love your jokes...I look for them first so I can have a good laugh....

littlehud 09-24-2010 08:53 AM

Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

bearisgray 09-24-2010 09:07 AM

:roll: :lol:

Dragonfly Nana 09-24-2010 09:13 AM

love it! Thanks for the chuckle Ditter

grammiepamie 09-24-2010 10:04 AM

good one!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miss_ticky2 09-24-2010 12:50 PM

"odds and ends"...love it..lol

stitchingmemories 09-24-2010 12:58 PM

hahahahaha, loved it!!

Jan in VA 09-24-2010 01:28 PM

<Snorting out my nose!!!>


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