Redneck Striptease (Funny)
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere .. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt . Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?" "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'." [Don't make me come 'splain this to you! ---Read the last line again, slowly--out loud.] :D |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! You made my belly fat jiggle!:D
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That's so funny!
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That's funny!!
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Originally Posted by auntpiggylpn
(Post 5399506)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! You made my belly fat jiggle!:D
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I can just picture him doing that -
Ever watch somebody wiggle out of coveralls? |
No, but in the mirror I've seen a fat lady struggling and wiggling trying to get INTO a pair of pantyhose! lol
Originally Posted by bearisgray
(Post 5399647)
I can just picture him doing that -
Ever watch somebody wiggle out of coveralls? |
Thanks for the laugh.
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Thanks for the laugh.
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Toooo Cute........I needed that laugh. Thanks. :)
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