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Charlee 09-18-2010 08:04 PM

This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.



"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.


"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY". There was quite and long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well hell, that explains why no one was at church today."

Ditter43 09-18-2010 08:04 PM

that's a good one!! :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

virtualbernie 09-18-2010 08:06 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAA! Good one Charlee!

cjomomma 09-18-2010 08:07 PM

Lmbo!!!! Trying to get little man to go to sleep but I woke him when I laughed.

Ramona Byrd 09-18-2010 08:10 PM

A real good one. As soon as I could stop giggling, I sent it onwards to friends and family to enjoy.

Not that I've ever done anything like that. Not me. Never.
That one day a long time ago when my alarm decided to go off on its own was not my fault for thinking it was a work day, on a Sunday. I still remember how silent the entire the empty parking lot was...before I saw the church parking lot was full.

Qbee 09-19-2010 12:13 AM

ROFL!!! I love that!

DebsShelties 09-19-2010 02:41 AM

lol too cute

ann clare 09-19-2010 06:52 AM

Made me smile.

CarrieAnne 09-19-2010 07:24 AM

LOL!

littlehud 09-19-2010 07:36 AM

How cute. Thanks for the laugh.

BRenea 09-20-2010 10:43 AM

Sounds like my MIL...she even laughs at herself when she has those senior moments!


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