Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting,
there may be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you think of any more feel free to add to the list!! ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil |
HA! HA! Stop it!! You're Killing Me Smalls!! HA!
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Excellent! Great collection :)
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HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
Should be number 1.... and number 2 should be HGBMTM: Had good bowel movement this morning. CPNMOM: can't poop, need mild of magnesia This is the number one topic of conversation of most of the over 50 generation and it doesn't matter where they are. |
Ohmygosh! That's too funny!!! Thanks!
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I'll have to pass those on to the kids so they know what I am saying and don't think I have totally lost my mind!!!!!!
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On its way to everyone I know!
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Too funny!
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It's funny, but so much is true for us older folks!
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