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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels." (read it again)







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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels




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At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit, please back in. "




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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."




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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."




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On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak."




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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."




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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."




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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."




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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."




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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."




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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."




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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."




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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"




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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."




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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.."




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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"




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At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."




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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."




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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."




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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."




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And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."



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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:





"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."

lol..... thanks for keeping us laughing Ditter!

Ha ha! Great ones - all of them!!

Saw a sign on a menu in a restaurant once.

"Good food takes a long time to prepare. Yours will be ready in a minute."

Sue

Always funny Ditter. Thanks for the laugh.

Sign on a plumber's truck....Flush Gordon.

Sign on a 2nd hand store....Seerers and Lowbucks

Sign on a truck stop in west Texas "Diesel Fried Chicken":)

you are too funny

Very Funny Thanks Ditter

Ouch, the plumber one hit too close to home this week! (Men just don't remember from one disaster to the next do they?)

Thanks again Ditter :-D :thumbup:

Funny as always!!!!