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Ditter43 11-16-2010 02:49 PM

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful.

Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'




After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

sueisallaboutquilts 11-16-2010 03:02 PM

OMG that's good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stitchingmemories 11-16-2010 03:06 PM

Too funny!

CoventryUK 11-16-2010 03:11 PM

Another funny one Ditter!!! lol

ann clare 11-16-2010 03:52 PM

I like it.

grammiepamie 11-16-2010 03:55 PM

Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Moonpi 11-16-2010 04:19 PM

Yep, it's slow poison!

SueKitten1 11-16-2010 05:22 PM

WAY TO GO DITTER!!!!!!!!! LOL

littlehud 11-16-2010 06:34 PM

Oh my........so funny. Thanks.

gypsyquilter 11-16-2010 06:53 PM

here's a another - did you know that when you get married you get three things? the engagement ring, the wedding ring and then the suffering.


OK, OK, I know its bad :-)


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