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timepasser 08-28-2011 08:21 AM

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
National Girlfriend and Sister's Week
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use, and the friends I have.
To the cool women who have touched my life. Here's to you!

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in

TonnieLoree 08-28-2011 08:26 AM

I have friends to pass this along to. Thank you!

auntpiggylpn 08-28-2011 08:26 AM

Thanks!!!

Kitsie 08-28-2011 08:27 AM

Those are awesome! Off to send it forward!

luv-e 08-28-2011 08:43 AM

I'm soooo proud of you that your Earrings still fit after all these years.....lol lol lol
also forwarding this.....

New Quilter 08-28-2011 09:12 AM

I've read a few of these before, but they are still funny and I've passed these on to everyone...both male and female...lol...thank you, Naomi :thumbup: :thumbup:
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loves_2_quilt 08-28-2011 10:30 AM

:) So true.

sewgray 08-28-2011 05:36 PM

For some reason #4 struck me as very funny. I'm worried about me.


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