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LeeJay 08-05-2010 05:54 PM

Subject: KROGER Groceries
Date: Thursday, August 05, 2010 7:51 PM







Kroger Groceries

>
> Freshness.
>
> A new Kroger Supermarket opened in Macomb, Michigan.
>
> It has An automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before
> it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of
> fresh rain.
> When You pass the milk cases, you hear cows moo and you
> experience The scent of fresh cut hay.
>
> In the meat Department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled Steaks
> and Brats.
> In The liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp Smell of Tapped
> Miller Lite.
> When you Approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
> the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
>
> The bread Department features the tantalizing smell of Fresh Baked
> bread & cookies.
>
> I don't buy toilet paper there
> Anymore.

prezzy 08-05-2010 05:56 PM

Love it. lol

grammyp 08-05-2010 06:00 PM

Cute.

Bluelady 08-05-2010 06:08 PM

Oh! LOL

buntcake49 08-05-2010 07:00 PM

Very cute, even my husband laught when I read it to him.

cjomomma 08-05-2010 07:50 PM

OH my!!!!

kayquilt 08-05-2010 07:52 PM

Wow!!! What an experience

oksewglad 08-05-2010 07:54 PM

LOL

CoyoteQuilts 08-06-2010 01:25 AM

Cute!

littlehud 08-06-2010 05:36 AM

So funny. Thanks for the laugh.


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