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Chasing Hawk 02-09-2011 01:02 PM
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen

"What would you like for dinner my Love?... Chicken, beef or fish?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, a******. I was talking to the cat."

sueisallaboutquilts 02-09-2011 01:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!!! :D

sewwhat85 02-09-2011 01:11 PM
that is so cute

toomanycats 02-09-2011 01:19 PM
hehehehe. gotta love the jokes on here. I am still looking for the one a couple of weeks ago about the gov of CA getting bit by coyote. Of course, didn't write it down or mark the page (still can't figure out how to use a bookmark) and can't remember the date when posted..

missgigglewings 02-09-2011 01:22 PM
Originally Posted by toomanycats
hehehehe. gotta love the jokes on here. I am still looking for the one a couple of weeks ago about the gov of CA getting bit by coyote. Of course, didn't write it down or mark the page (still can't figure out how to use a bookmark) and can't remember the date when posted..
I'm from Texas so I bookmarked this one!

http://www.quiltingboard.com/t-94261-1.htm

NCquilter 02-09-2011 01:22 PM
LOL! Thanks for posting

moonwork42029 02-09-2011 01:50 PM
Boy was he goofy!

Katiequiltsalot 02-09-2011 02:36 PM
Yep! That sounds about right to me!!!! LOL

dflynn 02-09-2011 05:26 PM
tears in my eyes from laughting


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