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Ditter43 09-17-2010 07:22 PM

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We got off the Titanic first.
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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
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Taxis stop for us.
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We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
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No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
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We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
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If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
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We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
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We have the ability to dress ourselves.
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We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
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If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
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There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
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We'll never regret piercing our ears.
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We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
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We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway

KatFish 09-17-2010 07:29 PM

Funny and so true.

craftybear 09-17-2010 07:38 PM

cute

NikkiLu 09-17-2010 07:39 PM

Amen - sister!

bjnicholson 09-17-2010 07:43 PM

AMEN, I say, AMENNNNNNNNNNN!

DebraK 09-17-2010 07:43 PM

oh, I definitely had to share that one with some folks I know ;-)

Quiltforme 09-17-2010 08:18 PM

Love it!! This is no joke just as I read the we don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves my darling son passes gas and laughs!!! perfect timing!!!

Boscobd 09-17-2010 08:58 PM

Very amusing and very true!!

Qbee 09-17-2010 09:06 PM

Ditter....I always look for your funnies!! They make my day :D

TrenaM 09-17-2010 09:08 PM

lol :lol: OHHHH HOW TRUE!!! MADE MY NIGHT!

tigger5464 09-17-2010 09:48 PM

OMG!!!!! LOL!! I'm absolutely roaring with laughter!!...tears are actually running down my face!! All so true. Thank you so much for the laugh...I too look for your "funnies" here. :D

Sandy1951 09-18-2010 01:15 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

lots2do 09-18-2010 03:12 AM

And...we actually prefer not to picture people of the opposite sex naked.

quiltmaker 09-18-2010 03:38 AM

too funny!

grammiepamie 09-18-2010 05:26 AM

Yeea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your the woman. Ah hah ah hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

littlehud 09-18-2010 06:08 AM

So funny. Thanks for the laugh.

thelondonzoo 09-18-2010 06:23 AM

Love it!

CoyoteQuilts 09-18-2010 08:18 AM

Another good one!

amandasgramma 09-18-2010 11:38 AM

Oh, yeah!!!! ROLMAO!

luv-e 09-18-2010 11:53 AM

Another "BA ZINGA" lol lol lol

ptquilts 09-18-2010 02:59 PM

like I am always asking DH

"Are you finding anything good down there?"


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