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We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. * Taxis stop for us. * We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. * No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. * We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. * If we forget to shave, no one has to know. * We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. * We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. * We have the ability to dress ourselves. * We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. * If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. * There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. * We'll never regret piercing our ears. * We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. * We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway |
Funny and so true.
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cute
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Amen - sister!
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AMEN, I say, AMENNNNNNNNNNN!
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oh, I definitely had to share that one with some folks I know ;-)
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Love it!! This is no joke just as I read the we don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves my darling son passes gas and laughs!!! perfect timing!!!
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Very amusing and very true!!
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Ditter....I always look for your funnies!! They make my day :D
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lol :lol: OHHHH HOW TRUE!!! MADE MY NIGHT!
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OMG!!!!! LOL!! I'm absolutely roaring with laughter!!...tears are actually running down my face!! All so true. Thank you so much for the laugh...I too look for your "funnies" here. :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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And...we actually prefer not to picture people of the opposite sex naked.
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too funny!
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Yeea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your the woman. Ah hah ah hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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Love it!
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Another good one!
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Oh, yeah!!!! ROLMAO!
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Another "BA ZINGA" lol lol lol
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like I am always asking DH
"Are you finding anything good down there?" |
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