You know it's time for a diet when:
****************************** You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing. ` You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller. ` Weight Watchers demands your resignation. ` You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it says, "One at a time please!" ` Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmed contact lenses. ` The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants to make a turn without flipping over. ` You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire blackboard. ` They throw puffed rice at your wedding. ` You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a venetian blind. ` You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to sleep. |
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!! I need to put his one on the weight loss thread. Would you mind if I did?
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muuuuuuuhahaha. or like my mother tells in her little one-woman performances. She went to the beach and wrapped in a grey towel to keep the sun off herself. Next thing, a group of Greenpeace enthusiasts were rolling her back in the water.
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OMG, so funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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These are cute TRUE but still cute
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lol
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