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Thread: Problems at the grocery store...

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    Cool Problems at the grocery store...

    There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop
    elsewhere in the future.

    They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
    If you don't work on it you'll never finish it.

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    Very funny, I sure bet you got a lot of attention.
    Another Phyllis
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    This so funny. It scares me to think it could be me next.

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    hahahahahaha!

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    The way things are headed, that might be next.

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    wow oh love it.

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    a good morning laugh - thanks

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    As a retired cashier for the Kroger Co., I too have said this to customers... but not with the same results... LOL

    Judy in Phx, AZ
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    That was too funny

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    Oh, that's too funny!

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