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Thread: Puns for Educated Minds

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.He acquired his size from too much pi.

    2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

    3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

    4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

    5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

    6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

    7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

    9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

    10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

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    I love those :D:D:D

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    Cute!!! :D

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    Love them! Thanks for sharing.

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    LMBO

    I like these :-)

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    Love the puns! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    You're always good for a real laugh! I have passed on many to others, and they are always enjoyed :) YOU ROCK!

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    Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

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    Those are keepers for sure! Thanks!!!

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    Hubby said he wished he had thought of those!

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