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Thread: The Real Halloween Story!

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    Super Member Latrinka's Avatar
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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies:"I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!""OK"the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nu fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child,"said the nun, "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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    OH!!!!!!!!! That is a GOOD one :thumbup:

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    These are so funny!!!!! Where do people come up with these??? :mrgreen:

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    You got me with that one!! I didn't see that end coming!!! :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    You got me with that one!! I didn't see that end coming!!! :lol: :lol:
    Same here, what a punch line !!

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    That is hilarious..

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    Cackle!!!

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    :lol::lol: Good one!!

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    Hilarious!!! LOL!!!

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    That's cute.

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