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Thread: Real life humor

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    Real life humor

    No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.
    In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, and attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

    The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

    Here is his astute answer .... when you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.

    When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

    And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!
    He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado Rum.
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    Well, I think the guy knows his "stuff"!! LOL

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    And women it seems, LOL!
    Wonder if his knowledge is all from personal experience?
    Jan in VA
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    peacefully colors my world.

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    Good Answer!

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    Great answer!!

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    Quick thinker! He'll go far (ha, ha!).
    "A woman is like a tea bag-you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt

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    So which woman will be going on the trip with him?
    Proud Parent of one Dwight Canada Student, my son graduated this year and is on his way to UVic.

    http://dwightcanada.org/

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    LOL wow perfect answer! Never would have thought to put it that way.

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    Thanks so much for the chuckle. Even DH laughed out loud.

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    The voice of experience?
    Judi from Denver, aka Nonna Judi

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