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Thread: The reason I'm so tired.....funny

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:
    I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
    There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

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    Now I understand!

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    LOL! :lol:

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    Ha, not me, I'm one of the retired ones.

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    Ditter I wish I could have worked with you. We need all the laughter we can get as nurses!!!!!!!!! :D

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    Give me 6 more six weeks and I'll be a retired one.
    I like your math.

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    ROFLMAO!

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    LOL!

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    rofl

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    Ditter you are toooooo much. I remember reading the one about the old guy and his moped and thought I would die laughing.

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