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Thread: Redneck MedicalDictionary

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    Redneck MedicalDictionary

    Redneck Medical Dictionary

    Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
    Because they do not take medical terminology seriously
    You are going to die anyway, so live life

    Medical Term
    Redneck Definition

    Artery
    -
    The study of paintings

    Bacteria
    -
    Back door to cafeteria

    Barium
    -
    What doctors do when patients die

    Benign
    -
    What you be, after you be eight

    Caesarean Section
    -
    A neighborhood in Rome

    Cat scan
    -
    Searching for Kitty

    Cauterize
    -
    Made eye contact with her

    Colic
    -
    A sheep dog

    Coma
    -
    A punctuation mark

    Dilate
    -
    To live long

    Enema
    -
    Not a friend

    Fester
    -
    Quicker than someone else

    Fibula-
    A small lie

    Impotent
    -
    Distinguished, well known

    Labor Pain
    -
    Getting hurt at work

    Medical Staff
    -
    A Doctor's cane

    Morbid
    -
    A higher offer

    Nitrates
    -
    Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
    Normally more money than Days

    Node
    -
    I knew it

    Outpatient
    -
    A person who has fainted

    Pelvis
    -
    Second cousin to Elvis

    Post Operative
    -
    A letter carrier

    Recovery Room
    -
    Place to do upholstery

    Rectum
    -
    Nearly killed him

    Secretion
    -
    Hiding something

    Seizure
    -
    Roman Emperor

    Tablet
    A small table

    Terminal Illness
    -
    Getting sick at the airport

    Tumor
    -
    One plus one more

    Urine
    -
    Opposite of you're out


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    Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Great! Send more!

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    Spot on, sailsablazin!

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    Sounds better than the real meanings of these words. Very funny and good to know I am not a redneck, I know all the real meanings of all the words.
    Another Phyllis
    This life is the only one you get - enjoy it before you lose it.

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    Excellent laugh for the day!! Thanks!
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    What's wrong with these????
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    Funny and sometimes make more sense than real meaning. LOL
    DeAnne

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    Very funny!

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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