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Thread: Redneck Striptease (Funny)

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    Redneck Striptease (Funny)

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
    door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
    old green John Deere ..

    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
    the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
    shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
    down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt . Then, grabbing
    both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
    underneath.

    With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
    hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

    Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,
    "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"

    "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
    embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in
    the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
    a tractor'."


    [Don't make me come 'splain this to you! ---Read the last line again, slowly--out loud.]
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! You made my belly fat jiggle!
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    That's so funny!
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    That's funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by auntpiggylpn View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! You made my belly fat jiggle!
    My cats just came to see what was up with me also - That is the best laugh I've had in a loooonnngg time....

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    I can just picture him doing that -

    Ever watch somebody wiggle out of coveralls?

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    No, but in the mirror I've seen a fat lady struggling and wiggling trying to get INTO a pair of pantyhose! lol

    Quote Originally Posted by bearisgray View Post
    I can just picture him doing that -

    Ever watch somebody wiggle out of coveralls?
    If no one ever experimented we'd all still be making 4 patches.

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    Thanks for the laugh.

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    Thanks for the laugh.

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    Toooo Cute........I needed that laugh. Thanks.
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