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Old 09-30-2010, 06:55 PM
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He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.

He is not a SEX MACHINE.
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
He has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
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Old 09-30-2010, 06:56 PM
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Old 09-30-2010, 07:03 PM
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Yes, yes, and yes!! hahahahaha
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Ditter, you always have the best to make me smile.
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Old 09-30-2010, 07:22 PM
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I like the accidentally horizontal one. Very funny. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 09-30-2010, 07:58 PM
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Those are great!
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Old 09-30-2010, 08:10 PM
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Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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These are great, LOL,
I have another for:-
He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
and it is:-
He has a SOLAR PANEL FOR A SEX MACHINE. hehe
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These are great!!!!!!!!! Go girl.
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