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Thread: Ribbons are not just for quilts

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    A couple has a dog that snores....

    Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the Vet to see if he can help. The Vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right!" she says.

    A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

    Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks that maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around husband's testicles. Amazingly, it
    also works on him, and the woman sleeps soundly.

    The man wakes from a drunken stupor and stumbles into bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the
    bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we were or what we did, but,
    by God, we got first and second place."

    Love deeply, be kind, and laugh hysterically.......Hilda Dohogn Laurel Hill, NC

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    Too funny!!!

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    LOL. Thanks for sharing.

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    Hysterical!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Cute

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    love it

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    Too funny!!!!!!!

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