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Thread: Rye Bread.....funny!!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.





    The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

    The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

    The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

    So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery.

    As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

    He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

    He said, "I want 5 loaves."

    She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard"

    He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this but me."
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    only you Ditter! lol!!

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    OMGlolol

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    to funny. Cant stop laughing. Hubby just bought some today.

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    my fav bread LOL what fun

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    lol!

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    I Can't stop Laughing!!!! Thanks Ditter

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    OMG!!!! Too funny

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    This was just too funny....had to send it along to many of my friends! Course most of your ditties (no pun intended) are just plain fabulous Ditter! I'm not here that often and when I have a spell of time I try and catch up on things but always, always am looking for Ditter! You bring such joy and laughter to all of us. Thank YOU!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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