Welcome to the Quilting Board!

Already a member? Login above
loginabove
OR
To post questions, help other quilters and reduce advertising (like the one on your left), join our quilting community. It's free!

Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: The Schnauzer

  1. #1
    Super Member Tussymussy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    UK side of the pond
    Posts
    1,854
    My neighbour found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.

    The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

    The lady went to the chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
    The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

    The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

    The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

    The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."

  2. #2
    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Crystal River Florida
    Posts
    9,460
    :lol: :lol: :lol: good one!!

  3. #3
    Super Member lovingmama's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    5,601
    Blog Entries
    8
    Hillarious!

  4. #4
    Super Member hobo2000's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    Washington DC
    Posts
    2,691
    Blog Entries
    1
    What a riot!!!!

  5. #5
    Super Member MinnieKat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    northern Minnesota
    Posts
    4,518
    Blog Entries
    3
    LOL!!

  6. #6
    Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Michigan
    Posts
    2,147
    lol :)

  7. #7
    Super Member mtspools's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    pile of scraps, ILLINOIS
    Posts
    1,001
    Blog Entries
    1
    That is way to funny! thanks for A good laugh

  8. #8
    Super Member Qbee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Kentucky
    Posts
    4,167
    ROFL!!!!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

SEO by vBSEO ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.