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Thread: Sell my stuff when I die :o)

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    One morning a wife and husband were sitting at the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

    "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

    "I figure you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want
    some other idiot using my stuff!"

    She looked at him intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another idiot?"

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    :lol:

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    LOL

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    He's in trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by postal packin' mama
    One morning a wife and husband were sitting at the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

    "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

    "I figure you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want
    some other idiot using my stuff!"

    She looked at him intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another idiot?"
    :lol: :thumbup:

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    Thanks for the giggle, great way to start the day!

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    That's so cute. I'll have to remember that.

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    He he he!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL... this group sure knows a good joke! haahaa... good one!

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