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Old 07-20-2011, 12:04 AM
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One morning a wife and husband were sitting at the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want
some other idiot using my stuff!"

She looked at him intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another idiot?"
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Old 07-20-2011, 03:29 AM
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Old 07-20-2011, 04:10 AM
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LOL
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Old 07-20-2011, 05:46 AM
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He's in trouble.
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Old 07-20-2011, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by postal packin' mama
One morning a wife and husband were sitting at the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want
some other idiot using my stuff!"

She looked at him intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another idiot?"
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Old 07-20-2011, 06:27 AM
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Thanks for the giggle, great way to start the day!
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Old 07-20-2011, 06:56 AM
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That's so cute. I'll have to remember that.
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Old 07-20-2011, 06:58 AM
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He he he!
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Old 07-20-2011, 06:59 AM
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:30 AM
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LOL... this group sure knows a good joke! haahaa... good one!
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