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Thread: Senior Road Trip....funny

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    While on
    a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
    After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.
    When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,
    and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.


    By then,
    to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they
    could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve
    her glasses.

    All
    the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy man. He
    fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire
    return drive.


    The more
    he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for
    a single minute.


    To her relief,
    they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the
    car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled
    to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit
    card."


    This coming
    week is...

    NATIONAL
    SENIOR MENTAL HEALTH WEEK

    You can do
    your part
    by remembering to contact
    at least one...
    Unstable
    Senior
    to show you care.

    My job is done....

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    that is cute, I can see that happening to my parents

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    That is cute!

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    Ditter this is my 83 year old mother and my 87 year old daddy. How do you know them?????? LOL LOL LOL Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

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    Uh Huh!!! I have days like that now...

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    I look forward to your funnies.

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    I am sure that is exactly how it will be for DH and I when we grow older. LOL!!

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    Hilarious!!

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    Thought thats why they made U turns, since it only adds spice to the trip, sounds like a good time had by all!!!

    Sure he heard it the rest of the trip !!

    LOL... assure you don't have be a senior for this to happen!!:)

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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I always look for your funnies!!

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