jtquilter

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).




ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
WWMG: Wait, where's my glasses?

shawnemily

OMG!!!!That is tooo funny and ohhhh so true!!!!

cjk

LOL

grammysews4u

So sad. but so true!!

katiescraftshop

These are too funny!

C.Cal Quilt Girl

LOLOLOLOL Thanks for the am laugh :)

NancyG

That is hillarious. I'm sending this one to my mother!!!

littlehud

I loved it. Thanks for the laugh.

linz83

wasnt expecting that! LOL too funny

Janie Q

Oh how funny. My friends at the senior center are going to enjoy this!