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Senior Wedding........this is a hoot!!!!

Old 10-27-2010, 09:16 AM
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to Get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist : "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism ?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely.

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "
Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills , Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease ?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely..

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use This store as our Bridal Registry ."
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:20 AM
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I love it!! :thumbup:
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:29 AM
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:55 AM
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Ditter - before I read your postings, I open up a blank word document so I can copy and paste you jokes! Makes it easier for me to copy and paste to share with my friends. Keep 'em coming!!
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:57 AM
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ROFLMBO Good One :D:D:D
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Old 10-27-2010, 10:12 AM
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oh good gosh. that is funny.
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Old 10-27-2010, 10:25 AM
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Oh Ditter!! They just keep getting better and better.
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Old 10-27-2010, 11:03 AM
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Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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ROFL.
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ROFL. You are awesome.
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